Преди няколко дни бях на изпит по английски за втория сертификат на Кеймбридж. Какво да ви кажа за него? Ами, цяла година учих, така че общо-взето беше приятен :) Но въпреки това посрещнах писмената част със смесени чувства: в първия един час си бях написала и двете съчинения на белова, и след пет проверки установих, че само ги правя по-лоши и мажа, затова реших през останалия час да се занимавам с нещо друго.
След като старателно си изрисувах цялата гумичка от всички страни, си взех един от листата за чернова и родих следното гениално произведение. Толкова бях горда с него, когато го прочетох, че веднага реших на всяка цена да го публикувам тук.
Отначало предназначението на този текст беше да упражня как пиша буквата "d", но после творбата като че ли от само себе си прерасна в културно отражение на ученическата мъдрост. Или плод на отчайваща скука. Вие преценете.
Information is simply poured down on us, but how could we discriminate between deepest depressions and dull donkeys? Well, dazzling ducks are deeply depressed by the dizziness which deprives doctors of doing their job. They're probably dead drunk anyway. Like the guys I saw this morning on the street. They were absolutely curious: three young men throwing themselves around the streets - at 8 o'clock in the morning. They were singing some very joyful and funny song at the top of their voices. They definitely made me laugh. Funnily enough, however, I suspect they weren't bulgarians. They were germans or something, you can't really tell when they're drunk. Either that or they knew the language really well: they didn't even forget their lyrics! (haha, probably "lyrics" isn't the best word in this case, but anyway.) As a matter of fact, they pronounced quite clear, comprehensible words - though I can't tell whether they meant anything - my german knowledge is insufficient, sorry about that.
By the way, I'm trying to come up with a better way to write "y". The perfect one would be as in the word "lyrics", which I have encircled [in the blogger case - made bold :p] for your convenience. Unfortunately, I simply can't force myself to write it like that once more.
As a conclusion, I would like to thank you for reading this pile of nonsense. I am extremely delighted to hear that there are only 5 more minutes until the end of the test. As you could probably tell, I'm dead bored and have been equally bored throughout the writing of this engenius piece of art.
След като старателно си изрисувах цялата гумичка от всички страни, си взех един от листата за чернова и родих следното гениално произведение. Толкова бях горда с него, когато го прочетох, че веднага реших на всяка цена да го публикувам тук.
Отначало предназначението на този текст беше да упражня как пиша буквата "d", но после творбата като че ли от само себе си прерасна в културно отражение на ученическата мъдрост. Или плод на отчайваща скука. Вие преценете.
Information is simply poured down on us, but how could we discriminate between deepest depressions and dull donkeys? Well, dazzling ducks are deeply depressed by the dizziness which deprives doctors of doing their job. They're probably dead drunk anyway. Like the guys I saw this morning on the street. They were absolutely curious: three young men throwing themselves around the streets - at 8 o'clock in the morning. They were singing some very joyful and funny song at the top of their voices. They definitely made me laugh. Funnily enough, however, I suspect they weren't bulgarians. They were germans or something, you can't really tell when they're drunk. Either that or they knew the language really well: they didn't even forget their lyrics! (haha, probably "lyrics" isn't the best word in this case, but anyway.) As a matter of fact, they pronounced quite clear, comprehensible words - though I can't tell whether they meant anything - my german knowledge is insufficient, sorry about that.
By the way, I'm trying to come up with a better way to write "y". The perfect one would be as in the word "lyrics", which I have encircled [in the blogger case - made bold :p] for your convenience. Unfortunately, I simply can't force myself to write it like that once more.
As a conclusion, I would like to thank you for reading this pile of nonsense. I am extremely delighted to hear that there are only 5 more minutes until the end of the test. As you could probably tell, I'm dead bored and have been equally bored throughout the writing of this engenius piece of art.
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